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This Is It. Maybe.??

I’m just going to get straight to the point: I’m sick & tired of being stood up. Waiting around for people to show their faces is not something I like to do.

But apparently these guys seem to think otherwise. I’ve been stood up one too many times this past week. I’m over it. I don’t feel like playing these games. It’s not like I’m asking these guys to marry me or anything! I just need a steady buddy to rock my world every now & then!!! Whatever happened to old fashioned buddies?? lol

So this is where I draw the line. I’ve been pretty strict on not going backwards on my standards, but apparently I now have to switch up my approach completely. Mostly so I can quit wasting time & energy on losers who don’t know what it means to pick up a phone. Because I’m definitely over the bullshit.

We’ll see how it goes…

Finally. Or Not.

I FINALLY managed to get Sexy #2 to come over last night. Totally texted me out of the blue. Guess that’s what happens when you look for a working man: he’s always busy.!! Anyway. It was as though I just saw him a couple of days ago..we just picked up where we left off a few weeks before.

Let me just have a sidebar here for a sec & say that this boy’s skin is softer than cocoa butter and creamier than a chocolate mousse. And his laugh is so soft & intoxicating, it’s like sniffing glue. The sound of his voice alone makes me want to tie him up & never let him go..! So I’m sure it’s understandable why I was so excited to hear from him!

So anyway. I held up my end of the bargain last night. But once again, I turn around & the light bulb changing is done. Damn. Guys really need to learn more self control. Especially since that’s my favorite way to change a light bulb.!! I didn’t think that was it for the night, but apparently his mini-me had other plans. We tried & tried…I felt like shit. NEVER have I not been able to get a man excited. Except for last night.

But it’s all good. I shouldn’t be so greedy anyway. After all, I went Friday AND Saturday; double on Friday as a matter of fact. And I still caught up with Plan B once Sexy #2 left. So I guess I will wait til his day off on Thursday & see what happens…until then, I need to find out wtf is going on with the slackers. My phone isn’t ringing as much as I’m used to & that is NOT ok..!!!

Men. And Being Single.

These little exploits of mine are going to get me in a lot of trouble, I’m sure. But right now, I don’t give a damn. I missed out on 5 years of having fun & being bad, so I’m making up for it.

So last night’s guy was exceptional. He fit pretty much all the criteria: tall, nice smile, soft eyes, has his own car, has a decent (not embarrassing) job. He touches & holds me the way I like…he makes me laugh like crazy…and he can change a lightbulb* like nobody’s business! But the switch still didn’t turn on. :( I’m not sure what it takes (besides batteries) for my lights to start flashing, but no one has gotten me to that point yet. It really sucks. But I will just take what I can get in the mean time: pure, unadulterated, meaningless FUN! :)

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What will you be remembered for? http://formspring.me/ebaity07

hi hun are you a member of any other social networking internet site?

Yes, I am on Facebook and Twitter. I also have a blog on Blogger & Tumblr.

What will you be remembered for?

i love watching my goddaughter go through her day;;she just does some of the most amazing things you wouldn’t think a 17 month old could do [like trying to break into my brother’s room with a fork bc his lock is broken]

How would you describe your style?

Preppy & girly yet somewhat casual most days…edgy & rocker-ish when I go out clubbing

What will you be remembered for?

Oh em gee…it’s like photography porn! Can’t wait until this camera comes out so I can (attempt) to buy it!!